How to use

Apply once daily from neck to below boobs to keep the skin on your chest firm and crinkle-free. This is part of your daily skincare maintenance routine – feel free to use from 18 to 80 on a daily basis. We promise you will thank us in years to come!

Hot Tip
This is facial quality skincare. If these are skincare benefits you want on your face, feel free to use it as a facial moisturizer, too.



How it works
Girls, let's face the facts; our boobs are on a slippery slope heading south. People say the first place you can tell a woman's age is her hands...forget about it – it's your décolletage. This vulnerable skin is exposed daily to sun, gravity and inspection and it needs protecting! Boob Tube has become our total cult must-have product – sought after by owners of boobs of all ages. Rich in CoQ10 (to maintain strength and structure of collagen fibres), super nourishing, and so packed full of fantastic natural actives that your skin just responds beautifully to the attention. All of our bodycare products are facial quality. That means we put the same amount of care, attention and expense into making our Boob Tube as the cosmetic giants do into making their eye cream. Why? Because the skin on your bust and décolletage is very similar to the skin under your eyes – very thin, very delicate without a lot of inherent elasticity. Boob Tube is designed to help avoid the classic lifecycle of every boob – gorgeous young boob (perky), fast forward a million bounces to a slightly older boob (saggy). You want firm and pert, right? But it is not just about sag; it is about the quality and tone of your skin across your neck and chest. It is about feeling good in a V-neck t-shirt forever. You want to avoid the common complaint of thin, dehydrated skin with too many crinkles and creases.
Remember that great scene in 'Something’s Gotta Give' with Diane Keaton wearing those turtle-necks – because she was worried about her own turtle neck? She took great care of her face but forgot about her neck and chest, what a shame! Boob Tube will keep you skin nourished, plump, juicy and youthful – but you will need to work it in to your everyday skincare routine. It takes 10 seconds, 1 pump from below the chin to below the boobs – done.

Who loves it?
It seems EVERYBODY! Already winning 5 industry awards, Boob Tube is even recommended by plastic surgeons to help skin cope and heal with bust surgery. We have a following of 18 year olds whose clever mums have told them that they should start to fight gravity now. Women of all ages are loving Boob Tube as daily skin maintenance. Some women start using it as a pre-bikini booster (nothing like stripping to your bikini on a beach to focus the mind on skincare!). The list goes on and on… and if you happen to find us in stock of Boob Tube you are lucky because we sell out regularly.

Boob Tube is brilliant from my boobs to my neck to my face everything is lifting including my confidence and sensational for my sensitive skin what more could I want!

Barnsley

Thank you so much for all the hard work in making products of this quality available to us and for fast deliveries but most of all for keeping the promise and sending me a product that does exactly what it says.

londonderry

Amazing ingredients at maximum levels = high performance bust care.

CoQ10 is Nature’s wonderfully powerful antioxidant that helps prevent collagen degradation.

Collagen is the all-important protein net that supports your skin keeping your boobs, neck and décolleté free from the effects of gravity and aging.

Milk Thistle a second natural antioxidant to help prevent free radical damage to delicate skin.

Evening Primrose Oil is moisturising and emollient, restoring the body’s natural balance of Omega 3, 6 and 9, reducing the effects of aging.

Sweet Almond Oil is rich in vital Omega 3, 6 and 9; very nourishing and quickly absorbed, leaving a soft sheen on the skin with no residue.

Shea Butter is the most potent healing butter; an Omega-rich natural latex that helps stave off sagging and wrinkles.

Avocado Oil is extremely moisturising, rich in antioxidants and Omegas, deeply penetrating and rich in Vitamins D and E.

Olive Oil has high levels of Omegas, maintaining moisture whilst leaving your skin supple and smooth.

Fenugreek Extract protects the skin and helps stimulate cell regeneration.

Dandelion Root also helps stimulate skin cell regeneration and contains antioxidant Vitamin C.

Wild Yam Extract and Saw Palmeto Extract help improve skin condition and tone.

And finally, here is the full monty ingredients list with extra info for the non-scientists amongst us:

Aqua (Water)
Hydrogenated Polyisobutene (Emollient/Skin Conditioning Agent)
Glycerin (Vegetable Glycerin - clear, viscous liquid, a valuable cosmetic ingredient as solvent, humectant and emollient)
Dimethicone (Emollient/Silicone/Skin conditioning agent)
Stearyl Alcohol (Emollient/Emulsifier/Emulsion Stabilizer/Thickening agent)
C12-15 Alkyl Benzoate (Emollient - an Ester which is used as a skin conditioning agent/emollient, it's non-toxic, non-sensitizing)
Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride (Emollient/ Lubricant/ Moisturizer/ Solubilizer/ non- comedogenic and odorless)
Cetyl Alcohol (Emollient/Emulsifier/Thickener/Skin conditioning agent/Stabilizer/Thickening agent)
Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter (Anti- inflammatory/ Emollient/ Humectant/ Skin protecting agent)
Ceteareth-20 (Dispersant/Emulsifier/Thickener/Solubilizer/Wetting agent)
Sodium PCA (Humectant/Moisturizer)
Rosa Moschata (Rosehip) Seed Oil (Beneficial for the treatment of distressed skin by providing intense moisturisation)
Sodium Hydroxide
Prunus Amygdalus Dulcus (Sweet Almond) Oil (Emollient/Moisturizer/skin conditioning agent)
Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil (Emollient/Moisturizer/skin conditioning agent)
Oenothera Biennis (Evening Primrose) Oil (Emollient/Moisturizer/skin conditioning agent)
Olea Europaea (Olive) Oil (Antioxidant/Emollient/Moisturizer/skin conditioning agent)
Squalene (Emollient/Moisturizer/skin conditioning agent)
Ubiquinone (Antioxidant/Skin Conditioning Agent)
Acrylates Crosspolymer Sodium Lactate (Polymer/Stabilizer/Thickening agent)
Silybum Marianum (Milk Thistle) Extract (Skin Conditioning Agent)
Angelica Polymorpha Sinensis Root Extract (Skin Conditioning Agent)
Sinensis Root Extract (Skin Conditioning Agent)
Taraxacum Officianale (Dandelion) Extract (Skin Conditioning Agent)
Parfum (Fragrance)
Phenoxyethanol (Preservative system)
Caprylyl Glycol (Preservative system)
Dioscorea Villosa (Wild Yam) Root Extract (Skin Conditioning Agent)
Serenoa Serrulata Fruit (Skin Conditioning Agent)
Trigonella Foenum-Graecum Seed (Skin Protectant/Stimulant)
Limonene (Fragrance from Lavendar oil, allergens from natural essential oils)
Linalool (Fragrance from Lavendar oil, allergens from natural essential oils)
Citral (Allergens derived from essential oils)
Citronellol (Allergens derived from essential oils)
Evernia Furfuracea (Allergens derived from essential oils)
Benzyl Benzoate (Allergens derived from essential oils)